These Fake Wikipedia Pages Hilariously Describe The Different Dog Breeds

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    Canidae - More images Samoyed (Shoob) Friend The Samoyed is a breed of large heckin low flying cloud, from the spitz group, with a thiccc, white, double-layer coat of floof. It takes its name from the Samoyedic peoples of Siberia. Wikipedia Hypoallergenic: Yes Life span: Not long enough Temperament: Stubborn, Friendly, Sociable, Lively, Alert, Playful Weight: Female: 16-20 kg, Male: 20-30 kg Color: White, Cream, White & Biscuit Height: Female: 48-53 cm, Male 53 60 cm Doredpanda.com
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    Companion dog - More images Corgo Loaf of Love The Corgo is a thicc of heavenly loaf of love that borks. This Cute as heck waddle boi originated in the empire of Corgia which remains today to be the doggo kingdom with the strongest military presence... Wikipedia Thiccness Level: Thicc af Temperament: So heckin friendly. good boi/10, waddling around all happ, suns out tongues out, loves treats and life in general Colors: Burnt toast, lightly toasted toast, well toasted toast, white bread Things t
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    Canidae - More images Crorcodole No time for chit chat, time to snip snap The Crorcodole is a master of patience, known across the globe for hims cute snoot and immense jaw power that him uses to get hoomans to hoop and provide scritch scrotches and for us to get OUT OF HIS SWAMP. Picture this: You're havin a golly peaceful time paddlin and doozlin along the river when suddenly..bubbles... a muffled Bork... BAM The Crorcodole attaccs!! With hims forceful jaw power he jumps onto your lap and IMME
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    Pomeranian - More images Pom Sassy Yap Ball The Pom is a breed of cloud that happens to bork as well and stems from Central Europe This CUTIE is also the founder of Pommunism a much debated social system where chimken nuggers are provided to all Poms whenever they like... Wikipedia Life span: As long as the chimken nuggers keep flowing and the lawn mowers keep mowing Height Smol Mass: 19 3.5 kg (Adult)) Temperament Basically a smol sassy sometimes ANGERY round II cloud yapper boi that also enjoy
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    Text - More images Shibe The Sassy Marshmallow The Shibe is the smolest of the six original and distinct marshmallow breeds of doggo from Kawaii-land. A smol, agile, cute as heck lil fluffy angel who can also be a debil, it may seem that the Shibe's soft marshmallow exterior would not help with hunting on mountainous terrain, but hims fiery sassy interior is often underestimated and is a true force to be reckoned with... Wikipedia Hypoallergenic: only if you're allergic to not getting loved Life
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    Text - More images Nijna Shneaky asasasin Was a covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan. The functions of the nijna included espionage. sabotage. pooping in shoes, infiltration, stealing chimken nuggs, assassination and guerrilla warfare. Their covert and cute as heck methods of waging irregular warfare were deemed dishonorable and beneath the samurai-caste, who observed strict rules about honor and combat. The shinobi-bork proper, a specially trained group of spies and mercenary puppers, appe
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    Text - More images Lab Boi Inventor of Love, Scientist The Lab Boi, inventor of hoops is currently at the forefront of science with solid Lab Lab (hah get it) results from many scientific studies using science of how good chiken nuggets are and how lovely walkies is, as well as proof of gravity, and infinite energy through boops. Him completed his Masters degree in science at Columpuplia before doing hims PhD at Borksford, specialising in Borks. Wikipedia Life span: Lab lab is currently working
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    Mammal - More images Siberian Girl You Came and You Changed my World The Siberian Girl is a medium size Awoo'er that originated in north-eastern Siberia, Awoo Floof Land The breed is known for the ability to escape trouble or a bath by awoo'ing and looking cute as heck with a quadruple layer foot coat.. Wikipedia Life span: Awooo Origin: Siberia. Awoo Floof Land Temperament: Intelligent, Cute as Heck Sassy as heck, Endless attitude, Talk back, Did I mention cute as heck Weight: Female. 16-23 kg.
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    Text - More images German Boiii Smooth Criminal The German Boi is a breed of medium to large- sized hella smooth slick talker and slick barker that originated in Sauerkraut Land. The breed's officially recognized name is German Boi in the English language. The breed is also known as the Alsatian in Britain and Ireland. Wikipedia Life span: As long as you keep beeping Temperament: Intelligent, Loyal, Confident, Smooth, Honestly so cool and just really the best (definitely no bias because the admi
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    Text - More images Dot Boi Master of camouflage Whistling trees, a dustball rolls, the breeze doth suddenly turn cold, his tip taps and the wind, they sound alike, when suddenly a bork and then he strikes. The Dot Boi is a breed of medium sized ninja, noted for hims incredible camouflage skill, unique shneak shneak abilities and swift strikes on foes. Dot Boi also loves pats and puppuccinos... Wikipedia Hypoallergenic: Not if you don't love chimken nuggers Life span: 10-13 years Temperament: Shn
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    Canidae - More images Puggo Curly Tail Smoosh Boi The Puggo is the breed of doggo well known for the squishe potential of hims cute 111 face and the puggo's distinctive many folds that much like the corgo, can often allure to a loaf-like appearance. With physically distinctive features of a wrinkly, mushy, squishy short wittle face, and curled tailerino. Wikipedia Scientific name: Canis lupus Squisherius Life span: Much longer than the snoot Origin: Smol Bean Land Temperament: Sassy af. Demandin
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    Text - More images Golden Boy Best Boi The Golden Retriever is a large-sized loveable goofy doofus of doggo bred as gun dogs to retrieve shot waterfowl such as Quack quack doggos but we like them so much that we keep them around for scritch scrotches, walkies and just because LOOK AT THEM OMG, and were named 'retriever' because when hooman do a throw, they always go a get... Wikipedia Life span: PLEASE MAKE THE LIFE SPAN LONGER Temperament: Reliable, Goofy Nice, Amazing, Awesome, so heckin CUTE
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    Text - More images Sosig Boi Everyone loves a sosig The Sosig Boi is what happened when god took a pupper made of playdough and pulled the front legs away from the back legs and did a heckin streetchh out of the doggo. He is an smol but Loong extremely GOOD boi designed for many pats, playing with hims little floopy ears and calling "good boy". This clever bratwurst is very stubborn and does NOT wanna get in that hotdog bun, so I guess you'lI have to settle for walkies instead. The standard size
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    Text - More images Boof Mysterious creature Picture this: A blistering cold sweeps the battlefield of WW2 Shanghai. Almost all hope is lost for Chinese forces, a couple Japanese soldiers are enjoying a drink when suddenly... boom... booom... BOOOM... They look up and BAM the GOODEST BOOF has arrived, his floof is so HUGE that no bullets can penetrate it, he prepares himself for maximum bork, the gang of soldiers flee but it is not enough. Japan eventually surrendered on September 2, 1945 The Boo
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    Vertebrate - More images Aussieee Boi Legend The Aussieee Boi is a real stand up Guy, often known for calling in sick for his mates keeping up on beers and making sure the good boys all get home safe after clubbing out in the kibble club. He's a medium-sized good boy that loves chasing after sticks. hoops and the ladies... Wikipedia Life span: 13-15 years Origin: The pub Temperament: Affectionate, heckin sick, A Good lad, Active, Good-natured Colors: Merle, Red Merle, Black, Red tricolor, Black
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    Text - More images Mop Cleanpup on isle 3 The Mop, also known as the Clean-up Pup, is a lorge, EXTREMELY furry and good friend who cleans up any food you drop FOR FREE Seriously guys you gotta get in on this try this: Drop a chimken nugger or your chicken drumstick or shnitzel on the floor, count to 3 and WAM BAM the Mop has cleaned it up!! He can clean up any mess! And if you call in the next ten minutes, you get a free set of chicken drumsticks!!. Wikipedia Hypoallergenic: Not if you hate a fu
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    Text - More images Horse Boi Horse that Borks The Horse Boi is a lovely and extremly LORGE boi that doesn't neigh, but borks instead and is good boi. Him likes chimken, deep-fried food, chimken nuggers and sugar cubes but doesn't have hooves. He thrives in open fields but does not function as a horse, instead loves belly rubs and joy... Wikipedia Life span: as long as he is tol Origin: Sauerkraut Land Height: Tol Temperament: Devoted, Happy with how Tall he is, Reserved, Friendly, Gentle, Confid
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    Text - More images Long Boy The Snoot That Ends Wars The Long Boy is a type of doggo. Originally bred for doin zooms for bets, now appreciated for the longest snoot we done ever seen boasting a massive snoot to bork ratio. Also there are many recent scientific studies that show if you get a long boy to sit, hims snoot can boop the moon, so yeah that's pretty cool... Wikipedia Life span:: As LOOOONG as the Long boy Speed: Mach 1 Temperament: Affectionate, Intellligent, appreciative of hims length
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    Text - More images Pibble The Misunderstood Boi Pibble Is the totally official name for the extremely good boi that gets a bad rap but is actually just really gud and wants love and stuff. Please pet and boop and... Wikipedia Classification: Canis lupus ReallyGood Boyus Origin: Good Boi Land Planet Good Milky Good way, Local Good Cluster. Andromepupa Galaxy visibile good universe Temperament: Veri gud boi extrem nice good and frendly. happ loveable. not evil like the media perceives Rank: Veri v
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    Text - otinest More images The Terrierorist Floof bomb Picture this: You're lazing around on the grass of a park on a sunny spring day reading, when suddenly BOOM everything goes black and all you feel is fluff, as you're suffocated by a heap of floofy love balls that bork and have jumped on you for possible scritches and chimken. You have just been...TERRIORISED... Wikipedia Hypoallergenic: not if you're allergic to v nice borkers Life span: 12 15 years Temperament: Confident, happ, chimken, al
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    Canidae - More images Shork Do'er of Frightens The Shork is often found doin a splish splosh on the beach and many a frighten. Him is also known for hecc'd bamboozles across the world, often appearing initially to be a life threatening species of Chomp Boi but then oops it's just a llI guy lookin for a scritch scrotch. Wikipedia Life span: 12 14 years Temperament: Dangeros, angery, heckin bamboozlin, cute as heck tho Colors: The colours of DANGER Height: Male: 25-30 cm, Female: 25-30 cm Weight:
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